The 25 Best Real Housewives Taglines Of All Time
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July 18, 2021 1:45pm
It’s no secret that the Real Housewives tagline is a quick snapshot of what’s to come but it wasn’t always that way.
Since Real Housewives of Orange County first debuted back in 2006, the infamous Housewives tagline has evolved exponentially. What began as a simple quote evolved into a much more revealing statement that sets the tone for what’s to come during the franchise’s particular season.
The most memorable taglines are short, sweet, and catchy as hell which is why we continue to remember them for years to come.
Keep in mind, this is simply my opinion.
Here are the top 25 Real Housewives taglines to date!
25. “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.” –Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3
24. “Call animal control, ‘cuz there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.” –Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13
23. “Don’t call it a comeback, call it a takeover!” –Shereé Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 9
22. “I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.” –Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York Season 1
21. “The word on the street is that I’m the word on the street.” –Gizelle Bryant, Real Housewives of Potomac Season 1
20. “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.” –Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7
19. “Don’t hate me because I have it all. Hate me because I’m beautiful.” –Joanna Krupa, Real Housewives of Miami Season 3
18. “Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.” –Sonja Morgan, Real Housewives of New York Season 13
17. “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” –Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6
16. “I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.” –Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5
15. “God is my savior, my husband is my king and my body? It’s sinful.” –Alexis Bellino, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6
14. “I don’t have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.” –Lisa Rinna, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8
13. “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.” –Taylor Armstrong, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3
12. “I’m a southern belle. Brains, beauty, and all business.” –Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5
11. “In Potomac, it’s not about who you know, it’s who you are. And I’m everything.” –Karen Huger, Real Housewives of Potomac Season 1
10. “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv.” –Eileen Davidson, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5
9. “I’m not a housewife, but I am real.” –Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of New York Season 7
8.”I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.” –Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York Season 9
7. “Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.” –Nene Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7
6. “I used to flip tables, now I’m turning them.” –Teresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7
5. “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.” –Dorinda Medley, Real Housewives of New York Season 9
4. “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess.” –Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York Season 8
3. “When people tell me I’m fake, I know they’re just pulling my leg.” –Aviva Drescher, Real Housewives of New York Season 6
2. “I don’t want to get old.” –Vicki Gunvalson, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 1
1. “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and cash.” –Erika Jayne Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6
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