The Best Real Housewives Taglines Of All Time

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March 11, 2019 9:00am

It’s no secret that the Real Housewives tagline is a quick snapshot of what’s to come but it wasn’t always that way. Trust us since Real Housewives of Orange County first debuted back in 2006, the infamous Housewives tagline has evolved quite a bit. Over the years the Real Housewives tagline has evolved from simple quote to much more revealing statement that sets the tone for what’s to come during any particular season.

With that said, a Real Housewives tagline is always sassy and maybe even a little bit cheeky. A tagline usually elicits a laugh or two and more often than not it inspires fans with its bold and witty declaration.

The most memorable taglines are short, sweet, and catchy as hell which is why we continue to remember them for years to come.

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Here are the top 25 Real Housewives taglines so far!

25. “I can deal with a lot, but I can’t deal with stupid.” – Lea Black, Real Housewives of Miami Season 2

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24. “Call animal control, ‘cuz there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.” – Kelly Dodd, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13

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23. “Don’t call it a comeback, call it a takeover!” – Shereé Whitfield, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 9

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22. “I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac.” – Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City Season 1

21. “The word on the street is that I’m the word on the street.” – Gizelle Bryant, Real Housewives of Potomac Season 1
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20. “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.” – Heather Dubrow, Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7
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19. “I know I’m a piece of work, but now, I’m a work in progress.” – Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City Season 7
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18. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City Season 10 
17. “I age like fine wine, and now, I am ready to chill.” – Cynthia Bailey, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11
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16. “I believe in an excess of everything… except moderation.” – Dorit Kemsley, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8
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15. “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and cash.” – Erika Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly HillsSeason 6
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14. “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.” – Dorinda Medley, Real Housewives of New York City Season 9
13. “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice, it’s diamonds.” – Erika Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8

12. “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend — freedom is.” – Camille Grammer, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2
11. “I used to flip tables, now I’m turning them.” – Teresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7
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10. “You don’t mess with Texas, and you don’t mess with me.” – LeeAnne Locken, Real Housewives of Dallas Season 3 
9. “I’m not a housewife, but I am real.” – Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of New York City Season 7
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8. “I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.” – Sonja Morgan, Real Housewives of New York City Season 3 & 4
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7. “Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.” – Nene Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 
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6. “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.” – Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 7
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5. “I don’t have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it.” – Lisa Rinna, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8
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4. “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess.” – Luann de Lesseps, Real Housewives of New York City Season 8
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3. “Don’t mess with the boss, because you might get fired.” – Kandi Burruss, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 10
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2. “I don’t keep up with the Joneses. I am the Joneses.” – Nene Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 1 & 2
1. “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” – Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6
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Which Real Housewives tagline is your favorite? Are there any great taglines missing from this list? Sound off below! For more Real Housewives news and gossip check out the Buzz section of TOR!

Source: Refinery29.com


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