A Definitive List of Every RHOBH Tagline EVER!

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September 15, 2021 5:00pm

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have graced our TV sets for 11 seasons- and from the looks of it, they aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. 

Over the years, several Real Housewives have come and gone – some for the better (cough cough John Mellencamp’s daughter cough) and some who are sorely missed. Either way, they’ve left a lasting impression on Bravoholics.

Here is a definitive list of every RHOBH tagline ever featuring all of the RHOBH taglines, from every current and former Housewife, seasons 1 thru 11.

Kyle Richards

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Season 1: “In a town full of phonies, I’m not afraid to be me.”

Season 2: “I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.”

Season 3: “I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.”

Season 4: “I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake.”

Season 5: “In Beverly Hills, you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself.”

Season 6: “Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.”

Season 7: “I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”

Season 8: “In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.”

Season 9: “In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.”

Season 10: “Around here, there’s more than just dresses in everyone’s closet.”

Season 11: “This Town Is A Game Of Chess, But No One’s Taking This Queen Down.”

Lisa Vanderpump

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Season 1: “In Beverly Hills it’s who you know, and I know everyone.”

Season 2: “Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.”

Season 3: “Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.”

Season 4: “Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.”

Season 5: “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.”

Season 6: “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”

Season 7: “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.”

Season 8: “The Queen of Diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.”

Season 9: “You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.”

Lisa Rinna

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Season 5: “You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.”

Season 6: “My lips were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they’ll do.”

Season 7: “My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”

Season 8: “I don’t have to buy it, because I already own it.”

Season 9: “In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.”

Season 10: “The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.”

Season 11: “My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.”

Yolanda Foster

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Season 3: “I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.”

Season 4: “Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one.”

Season 5: “Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are.”

Season 6: “Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.”

Denise Richards

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Season 9: “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.”

Season 10: “My life may not be a fairy tale, but I’ll always get a happy ending.”

Kim Richards

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Season 1: “I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.”

Season 2: “People try to figure me out, but I’m one of a kind.”

Season 3: “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.”

Season 4: “Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.”

Season 5: “I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.”

Camille Grammer

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Season 1: “It’s time for me to come out of my husband’s shadow and shine.”

Season 2: “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend — freedom is.”

Brandi Glanville

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Season 3: “Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.”

Season 4: “In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall.”

Season 5: “I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.”

Garcelle Beauvais

 

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Season 10: “Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.”

Season 11: “If You Want A Starring Role In My Life, You Better Drop The Act.”

Teddi Mellencamp

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Season 8: “Having the best isn’t important to me, but being my best is.”

Season 9: “I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.”

Season 10: “You never know what to expect when I’m expecting.”

Dorit Kemsley

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Season 7: “When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”

Season 8: “I believe in an excess of everything, except moderation.”

Season 9: “In business and in life, I wear many hats — and hairstyles.”

Season 10: “I won’t settle for anything less than everything.”

Season 11: “Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again.”

Joyce Giraud

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Season 4: “You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.”

Eileen Davidson

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Season 5: “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.”

Season 6: “I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.”

Season 7: “I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”

Kathryn Edwards

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Season 6: “My advice: Speak your mind and carry a good handbag.”

Adrienne Maloof

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Season 1: “Money is what I have, not who I am.”

Season 2: “Having it all is easy if you’re willing to work for it.”

Season 3: “Know your friends, show your enemies the door.”

Sutton Stracke

 

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Season 11: “Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.”

Taylor Armstrong

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Season 1: “It may look like I have it all, but I want more.”

Season 2: “I finally found my voice, and I’m not afraid to use it.”

Season 3: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”

Carlton Gebbia

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Season 4: “In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.”

Crystal Kung Minkoff


Season 11: “Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all!”

Erika ‘Jayne’ Girardi

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Season 6: “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.”

Season 7: “I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”

Season 8: “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice—it’s diamonds.”

Season 9: “Most people talk about their fantasies; I’m living mine.”

Season 10: “Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.”

Season 11: “The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me.”

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