A Definitive List of Every RHOC Tagline EVER!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County have graced our TV sets for 16 seasons leaving viewers with dozens of taglines to remember. 

Some are quite a blast from the past while many are SO iconic you could NEVER forget them!

Hold on to your orange…here is a list of every RHOC tagline ever from every OC Housewife, past and present.

Vicki Gunvalson

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Season 1: “I don’t wanna get old.”

Season 2: “Here’s to not being fake.”

Season 3: “Everything’s got to be huge, large, and grand.”

Season 4: “I want the power and the money, and I want them both.”

Season 5: “I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.”

Season 6: “I make my own money, and I make my own rules.”

Season 7: “My tank is full and I’m driving into my future.”

Season 8: “I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.”

Season 9: “I make my own rules, so don’t expect me to follow yours.”

Season 10: “I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.”

Season 11: “Before you judge me, you better be perfect.”

Season 12: “I go big or go home, and I’m not going home.”

Season 13: “The fun bus is leaving, and this time I’m in the driver’s seat.”

Kimberly Bryant

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Season 1: “85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.”

Jo De La Rosa

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Season 1: “He’s pretty much keeping me.”

Season 2: “I deserve only the best. . .I’m worth it!”

Jeana Keough

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Season 1: “It’s just money, you can’t take it with you.”

Season 2: “I have always wanted things. I crave money.”

Season 3: “I love money and now I’m loving life.”

Season 4: “It doesn’t matter what happens in life, I do it my way”

Season 5: “Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.”

Lauri Waring Peterson

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Season 1: “Are the police involved?”

Season 2: “I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.”

Season 3: “You know what, I’m living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.”

Tammy Knickerbocker

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Season 2: “I don’t let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.”

Season 3: “No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.”

Quinn Fry

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Season 3: “I love having a younger man in my life.”

Season 11: “My faith is strong, and my ass isn’t bad either.”

Season 12: “I’m pint-sized, baptized and highly prized.”

Season 13: “I’m still the hottest Housewife in Orange County, and the toughest, too.”

Season 14: “These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.”\

Season 17: “I might’ve been on pause but now, I’m ready to play.”

Lynne Curtin

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Season 4: “I’m just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.”
Season 5: “It’s not about how much money you have, it’s about how good you look spending it.”

Peggy Sulahian

Noella Bergener

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Season 16: “In the OC, it’s easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.”

Jennifer Pedranti

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Season 17: “My core may be strong but my resilience is stronger.”

Which Orange County Real Housewife, past or present, best understood the assignment? Drop names in the comments.

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