The Real Housewives of Orange County have graced our TV sets for 16 seasons leaving viewers with dozens of taglines to remember.
Some are quite a blast from the past while many are SO iconic you could NEVER forget them!
Hold on to your orange…here is a list of every RHOC tagline ever from every OC Housewife, past and present.
Vicki Gunvalson
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Season 1: “I don’t wanna get old.”
Season 2: “Here’s to not being fake.”
Season 3: “Everything’s got to be huge, large, and grand.”
Season 4: “I want the power and the money, and I want them both.”
Season 5: “I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.”
Season 6: “I make my own money, and I make my own rules.”
Season 7: “My tank is full and I’m driving into my future.”
Season 8: “I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.”
Season 9: “I make my own rules, so don’t expect me to follow yours.”
Season 10: “I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.”
Season 11: “Before you judge me, you better be perfect.”
Season 12: “I go big or go home, and I’m not going home.”
Season 13: “The fun bus is leaving, and this time I’m in the driver’s seat.”
Kimberly Bryant
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Season 1: “85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.”
Jo De La Rosa
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Season 1: “He’s pretty much keeping me.”
Season 2: “I deserve only the best. . .I’m worth it!”
Jeana Keough
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Season 1: “It’s just money, you can’t take it with you.”
Season 2: “I have always wanted things. I crave money.”
Season 3: “I love money and now I’m loving life.”
Season 4: “It doesn’t matter what happens in life, I do it my way”
Season 5: “Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.”
Lauri Waring Peterson
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Season 1: “Are the police involved?”
Season 2: “I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.”
Season 3: “You know what, I’m living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.”
Tammy Knickerbocker
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Season 2: “I don’t let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.”
Season 3: “No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.”
Quinn Fry
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Season 3: “I love having a younger man in my life.”
Tamra Judge
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Season 11: “My faith is strong, and my ass isn’t bad either.”
Season 12: “I’m pint-sized, baptized and highly prized.”
Season 13: “I’m still the hottest Housewife in Orange County, and the toughest, too.”
Season 14: “These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give.”\
Season 17: “I might’ve been on pause but now, I’m ready to play.”
Lynne Curtin
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Gretchen Rossi
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Season 4: “I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.”
Season 5: “I’m smart, I’m sexy, and I’m confident. Of course, people are gonna talk about me.”
Season 6: “Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.”
Season 7: “Don’t call me a princess, call me the boss.”
Season 8: “When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.”
Alexis Bellino
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Season 5: “Am I high maintenance? Of course, I am, look at me.”
Season 6: “God is my savior, my husband is my king and my body? It’s sinful.”
Season 7: “I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.”
Season 8: “I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.”
Peggy Tanous
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Heather Dubrow
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Season 7: “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.”
Season 8: “Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn’t met me.”
Season 9: “You may think I have it all, but I’m just getting started.”
Season 10: “No one’s life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.”
Season 11: “If at first, you don’t succeed, try it my way.”
Season 16: “If you’d like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.”
Season 17: “I live my life in HD — sharp, bright, and more focused than ever.”
Lydia McLaughlin
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Season 8: “You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.”
Season 12: “If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.”
Lizzie Rosvek
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Season 9: “Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.”
Shannon Storms Beador
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Season 9: “The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.”
Season 10: “When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!”
Season 11: “Karma’s a bitch, so I don’t have to be one.”
Season 12: “The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.”
Season 13: “Some people say I’m too much to handle. I say I’m just getting started.”
Season 14: “The tables have turned… and this time, I’m dancing on them!”
Season 15: “I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.”
Season 16: “This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright.”
Season 17: “In Orange County, I call the shots and it’s always tequila.”
Meghan King Edmonds
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Season 10: “Now that I’m in the O.C., it’s a whole new ball game.”
Season 11: “In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.”
Season 12: “I can handle a baby and women who act like one!”
Kelly Dodd Leventhal
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Season 11: “I don’t throw parties, I am the party.”
Season 12: “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.”
Season 13: “Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”
Season 14: “If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.”
Season 15: “Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.”
Peggy Sulahian
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Season 12: “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.”
Gina Kirschenheiter
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Season 13: “I speak the truth… even if it sounds funny when I say it.”
Season 14: “I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.”
Season 15: “Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.”
Season 16: “I’ve still got a small house, but I’m living large.”
Emily Simpson
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Season 13: “When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings… one diamond at a time.”
Season 14: “In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.”
Season 15: “Life is full of beautiful curves ((new hip)) and so am I.”
Season 16: “These days, I don’t just raise the bar; I close it down, too.”
Season 17: “The difference between my past and present, well, that’s just apples and oranges.”
Braunwyn Windham-Burke
Season 14: “I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.”
Season 15: “Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.”
Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
Season 15: “I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.”
Noella Bergener
Season 16: “In the OC, it’s easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.”
Jennifer Pedranti
Season 17: “My core may be strong but my resilience is stronger.”
