The Real Housewives of Orange County have graced our TV sets for 20 seasons, leaving viewers with hundreds of taglines in their arsenal.
While there were some forgettable taglines over the years, others are SO iconic you could NEVER forget them!
Hold on to your orange … Here is a list of every RHOC tagline ever from every OC Housewife, past and present.
Vicki Gunvalson
Season 1: “I don’t wanna get old.”
Season 2: “Here’s to not being fake.”
Season 3: “Everything’s got to be huge, large, and grand.”
Season 4: “I want the power and the money, and I want them both.”
Season 5: “I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.”
Season 6: “I make my own money, and I make my own rules.”
Season 7: “My tank is full and I’m driving into my future.”
Season 8: “I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.”
Season 9: “I make my own rules, so don’t expect me to follow yours.”
Season 10: “I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.”
Season 11: “Before you judge me, you better be perfect.”
Season 12: “I go big or go home, and I’m not going home.”
Season 13: “The fun bus is leaving, and this time I’m in the driver’s seat.”
Season 20: “‘Wives come and go, but legends? We whoop it up forever.”
Kimberly Bryant
Season 1: “85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.”
Jo De La Rosa
Season 1: “He’s pretty much keeping me.”
Season 2: “I deserve only the best. . .I’m worth it!”
Jeana Keough
Season 1: “It’s just money, you can’t take it with you.”
Season 2: “I have always wanted things. I crave money.”
Season 3: “I love money and now I’m loving life.”
Season 4: “It doesn’t matter what happens in life, I do it my way”
Season 5: “Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.”
Lauri Waring Peterson
Season 1: “Are the police involved?”
Season 2: “I was poor, I was rich, I was poor again and you know what? Having money is easier.”
Season 3: “You know what, I’m living the O.C. lifestyle again. I feel like royalty.”
Tammy Knickerbocker
Season 2: “I don’t let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.”
Season 3: “No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.”
Quinn Fry
Season 3: “I love having a younger man in my life.”
Gretchen Rossi
Season 4: “I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.”
Season 5: “I’m smart, I’m sexy, and I’m confident. Of course, people are gonna talk about me.”
Season 6: “Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.”
Season 7: “Don’t call me a princess, call me the boss.”
Season 8: “When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.”
Alexis Bellino
Season 5: “Am I high maintenance? Of course, I am, look at me.”
Season 6: “God is my savior, my husband is my king and my body? It’s sinful.”
Season 7: “I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.”
Season 8: “I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.”
Season 8: “The only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger.”
Peggy Tanous
Season 6: “Soccer moms drive mini-vans, but this girl drives a Bentley.”
Heather Dubrow
Season 7: “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.”
Season 8: “Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn’t met me.”
Season 9: “You may think I have it all, but I’m just getting started.”
Season 10: “No one’s life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.”
Season 11: “If at first, you don’t succeed, try it my way.”
Season 16: “If you’d like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder.”
Season 17: “I live my life in HD — sharp, bright, and more focused than ever.”
Season 18: “Just because I drink from a flute, doesn’t mean you can play me.”
Season 19: “I love life in the hills, so I always take the high road.”
Season 20: “My motives are like my tastes — best left unquestioned.”
Lydia McLaughlin
Season 8: “You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.”
Season 12: “If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.”
Lizzie Rosvek
Season 9: “Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.”
Shannon Storms Beador
Season 9: “The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.”
Season 10: “When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!”
Season 11: “Karma’s a bitch, so I don’t have to be one.”
Season 12: “The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.”
Season 13: “Some people say I’m too much to handle. I say I’m just getting started.”
Season 14: “The tables have turned… and this time, I’m dancing on them!”
Season 15: “I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.”
Season 16: “This Storms has found her sunshine, and the future is looking bright.”
Season 17: “In Orange County, I call the shots and it’s always tequila.”
Season 18: “I have the spirit of a storm, and my forecast is always fabulous.”
Season 19: “My heart has been through the wringer, but I always come out looking brand new.”
Season 20: “How do I hold it all together? Resilience and shapewear.”
Meghan King Edmonds
Season 10: “Now that I’m in the O.C., it’s a whole new ball game.”
Season 11: “In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.”
Season 12: “I can handle a baby and women who act like one!”
Kelly Dodd
Season 11: “I don’t throw parties, I am the party.”
Season 12: “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.”
Season 13: “Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”
Season 14: “If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one.”
Season 15: “Don’t judge me for what I do. In fact, just don’t judge me at all.”
Peggy Sulahian
Season 12: “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.”
Gina Kirschenheiter
Season 13: “I speak the truth… even if it sounds funny when I say it.”
Season 14: “I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.”
Season 15: “Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.”
Season 16: “I’ve still got a small house, but I’m living large.”
Season 17: “I’m done apologizing for my past, because my future is looking bright.”
Season 18: “I may work in real estate, but that doesn’t mean I’m buying what you’re selling.”
Season 19: “I may work in real estate, but that doesn’t mean I’m buying what you’re selling.”
Season 20: “Just because I’m spoken for doesn’t mean I won’t speak up.”
Emily Simpson
Season 13: “When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings… one diamond at a time.”
Season 14: “In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette.”
Season 15: “Life is full of beautiful curves ((new hip)) and so am I.”
Season 16: “These days, I don’t just raise the bar; I close it down, too.”
Season 17: “The difference between my past and present, well, that’s just apples and oranges.”
Season 18: “My core may be strong, but my resilience is stronger.”
Season 19: “I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll bring you an espresso martini.”
Season 20: “My body may be new, but my mouth is the same as always.”
Braunwyn Windham-Burke
Season 14: “I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten.”
Season 15: “Cheers to bad choices — then making better ones.”
Elizabeth Lyn Vargas
Season 15: “I earned my money the old-fashioned way: marrying it, then making more.”
Jennifer Armstrong
Season 16: “I’m not afraid of a little jab… and the ones I give are the best.”
Noella Bergener
Season 16: “In the OC, it’s easier to fit in but much more fun to stand out.
Jennifer Pedranti
Season 17: “My core may be strong, but my resilience is stronger.”
Season 18: “People bend over backwards to get me, and their form is terrible.”
Season 19: “Life can be hard, but so are my abs.”
Season 20: “The truth speaks volumes, and I’m about to turn it up.”
Katie Ginella
Season 18: “When you live your life on the green, envy is just par for the course.”
Season 19: “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but my truth.”
Carmella Garcia
Season 20: “I’m the center of attention and the centerfold.”
