A Definitive List of Every RHOC Tagline EVER!

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June 30, 2019 9:03am

The Real Housewives of Orange County have graced our TV sets for almost 14 seasons and from the looks of it, they aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Over the years Housewives have come and gone – some for the better and some who are sorely missed but either way they’ve left a lasting impression on RHOC fans.

With that said we thought it would be super fun to make a definitive list of every RHOC tagline ever! So, we’ve compiled all the taglines, from every current and former Housewife, from seasons 1 thru 13.

Some of these taglines are quite a blast from the past while others are SO iconic you could NEVER forget them!

With that said let’s get down to it and dive into every RHOC tagline EVER!

Vicki Gunvalson

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Season 1: “I don’t wanna get old.”

Season 2: “Here’s to not being fake.”

Season 3: “Everything’s got to be huge, large, and grand.”

Season 4: “I want the power and the money, and I want them both.”

Season 5: “I love my family, I love my work, I love my life.”

Season 6: “I make my own money, and I make my own rules.”

Season 7: “My tank is full and I’m driving into my future.”

Season 8: “I’m my own boss and it’s time for a raise.”

Season 9: “I make my own rules, so don’t expect me to follow yours.”

Season 10: “I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy.”

Season 11: “Before you judge me, you better be perfect.”

Season 12: “I go big or go home, and I’m not going home.”

Season 13: “The fun bus is leaving, and this time I’m in the driver’s seat.”

Kelly Dodd

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Season 11: “I don’t throw parties, I am the party.”

Season 12: “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.”

Season 13: “Call animal control, ‘cause there’s a cougar on the loose in the OC.”

Heather Dubrow

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Season 7: “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.”

Season 8: “Whoever said blondes have more fun, hasn’t met me.”

Season 9: “You may think I have it all, but I’m just getting started.”

Season 10: “No one’s life is perfect, but mine is pretty close.”

Season 11: “If at first, you don’t succeed, try it my way.”

Peggy Sulahian

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Season 12: “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.”

Shannon Beador

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Season 9: “The O.C. is full of secrets, but I have nothing to hide.”

Season 10: “When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!”

Season 11: “Karma’s a bitch, so I don’t have to be one.”

Season 12: “The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.”

Season 13: “Some people say I’m too much to handle. I say I’m just getting started.”

Season 11: “My faith is strong, and my ass isn’t bad either.”

Season 12: “I’m pint-sized, baptized and highly prized.”

Season 13: “I’m still the hottest Housewife in Orange County, and the toughest, too.”

Season 11: “In the game of life, I choose my team wisely.”
Season 12: “I can handle a baby and women who act like one!”

Gina Kirschenheiter

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Season 13: “I speak the truth… even if it sounds funny when I say it.”

Lizzie Rosvek

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Season 9: “Standing out is much more fun than fitting in.”

Alexis Bellino

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Season 5: “Am I high maintenance? Of course, I am, look at me.”
Season 6: “God is my savior, my husband is my king and my body? It’s sinful.”
Season 7: “I thank God every day for my life, and you would, too.”
Season 8: “I don’t need to prove anything. I know who I am and God does too.”

Gretchen Rossi

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Season 4: “I love the bling, I love the jewelry, I love it all.”
Season 5: “I’m smart, I’m sexy, and I’m confident. Of course, people are gonna talk about me.”
Season 6: “Happiness means never having to apologize for being me.”
Season 7: “Don’t call me a princess, call me the boss.”
Season 8: “When the going gets tough, I just get stronger and stronger.”

Emily Simpson

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Season 13: “When you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings… one diamond at a time.”

Jeana Keough

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Season 1: “It’s just money, you can’t take it with you.”
Season 2: “I have always wanted things. I crave money.”
Season 3: “I love money and now I’m loving life.”
Season 4: “It doesn’t matter what happens in life, I do it my way”
Season 5: “Money is a girl’s best friend, and I love friends.”

Lynne Curtin

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Season 4: “I’m just your typical Orange County housewife. I am obsessed with being young.”
Season 5: “It’s not about how much money you have, it’s about how good you look spending it.”

Jo De La Rosa

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Season 1: “He’s pretty much keeping me.”
Season 2: “I deserve only the best. . .I’m worth it!”

Quinn Fry

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Season 3: “I love having a younger man in my life.”

Lydia McLaughlin

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Season 8: “You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.”
Season 12: “If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.”

Kimberly Bryant

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Season 1: “85 percent of the women around here have had breast implants.”

Tammy Knickerbocker

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Season 2: “I don’t let my kids or my exes drive me crazy.”
Season 3: “No matter how much money you have, you can always rely on others.”

Tell us – Which RHOC taglines are your favorite?

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