Life is a cabaret for former Real Housewives of New York star, Luann de Lesseps.
The cabaret crooner took to the stage to shade her former RHONY co-stars, Bethenny Frankel and the ‘Reality Reckoning‘ movement she spearheaded.
“Why bite the hand that feeds you?” wondered the former countess to her live audience at her updated show, ‘Marry, F, Kill.'”
“Why bite Andy [Cohen]? Why bite NBC?”
“Just go off into the sunset,” advised the Money Can’t Buy You Class singer.
“You’ve made millions and millions of dollars that you’ve claimed you do … then why are you still harping on us?”
“Why are you talking about us?” asked Lu.
“Leave us alone.”
“GO TO BED” shouted the two-time Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip star which was met with thunderous applause and a standing O from Bravo TV fans.
I think she meant, “Go to sleep,” but, c’est la vie!