From witty one-liners to iconic declarations of fabulousness, Real Housewives of New York City has delivered some of the most unforgettable taglines in Bravo history.
Over the years, the RHONY ladies have given us shade, confidence, humor, and plenty of memorable sound bites before the opening credits even roll.
From the OG cast to the rebooted Housewives, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with every RHONY tagline ever.
Seasons 1-3
Bethenny Frankel – “New York City is my playground.”
Ramona Singer – “I like making my own money; I find that an aphrodisiac.”
Luann de Lesseps – “I never feel guilty about being privileged.”
Jill Zarin – “I run with a fabulous circle of people.”
Alex McCord – “To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.”
Kelly Killoren Bensimon (Season 2) – “I’ve created a great life, and I love living it.”
Sonja Morgan (Season 3) – “I have a taste of luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.”
Season 4
Ramona Singer – “If people can’t handle the truth, it’s really not my problem.”
Luann de Lesseps: “I thought I had it good before, but I am just getting started.”
Jill Zarin: “Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.”
Alex McCord – “I’ve always had opinions, but now people know it.”
Kelly Killoren Bensimon – “I’m living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.”
Sonja Morgan – “I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me.”
Cindy Barshop – “I have everything I’ve ever wanted, and it’s all on my own terms.”
Season 5
Aviva Drescher – “Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.”
Carole Radziwill – “I may be a princess, but I’m definitely not a drama queen.”
Heather Thomson – “My success is built on making women look and feel their best. Holla!”
Luann de Lesseps – “To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally.”
Ramona Singer – “I’m not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.”
Sonja Morgan – “A little Sonja will spice up any party.”
Season 6
Carole Radziwill – “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.”
Aviva Drescher – “When people tell me I’m fake, I know they’re just pulling my leg.”
Heather Thomson – “A true New Yorker never backs down, and I’m no exception. Holla!”
Kristen Taekman – “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty!”
Ramona Singer – “Get the Pinot ready, because it’s Turtle Time!”
Sonja Morgan – “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando. What can I say?”
Season 7
Bethenny Frankel – “I’m not a housewife, but I am real.”
Carole Radziwill – “All play and no work makes me a happy girl.”
Dorinda Medley – “I give Uptown a whole new attitude.”
Heather Thomson – “I’m stronger than anything in my way. Holla!”
Kristen Taekman – “Pretty is smarter than you think.”
Luann de Lesseps – “One should know… never count out the Countess.”
Ramona Singer – “I know I’m a piece of work, but now I’m a work in progress.”
Sonja Morgan – “My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is coming in.”
Season 8
Bethenny Frankel – “If you can’t handle the truth, you can’t handle me.”
Carole Radziwill – “I plan for the future, but live in the moment.”
Dorinda Medley – “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, martinis are!”
Jules Wainstein – “A Jew and an Asian walked into a bar… and then they had me!”
Luann de Lesseps – “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess.”
Ramona Singer – “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.”
Sonja Morgan – “If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?”
Season 9
Dorinda Medley – “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.”
Ramona Singer – “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!”
Sonja Morgan – “There’s nothing grey about my gardens.”
Carole Radziwill – “In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.”
Luann D’Agostino – “The only title I’d trade Countess for…is Wife.”
Tinsley Mortimer – “A good set of lashes can fix anything…even a mugshot.”
Bethenny Frankel – “If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.”
Season 10
Carole Radziwill – “In the marathon of life, loyalty is everything.”
Dorinda Medley – “Not everything I say is clear, but it’s always clear what I’m saying.”
Ramona Singer – “Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!”
Tinsley Mortimer – “Come on, why cook when I can order room service?”
Sonja Morgan – “I’m not just a last name. I’m a legacy.”
Bethenny Frankel – “It’s great to be successful. But it’s even better to B Strong.”
Luann de Lesseps – “The most interesting people make the best headlines.”
Season 11
Luann de Lesseps – “I plead guilty to being fabulous.”
Ramona Singer – “The only thing I’ll settle for is more.”
Sonja Morgan – “People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.”
Tinsley Mortimer – “Game, set, now I need a match.”
Bethenny Frankel – “When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.”
Dorinda Medley – “If you’ve got a problem with me, it’s your problem.”
Season 12
Dorinda Medley – “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
Sonja Morgan – “I’m no one’s accessory; I’m the whole lifestyle brand.”
Ramona Singer – “I don’t need to find love. I love myself.”
Leah McSweeney – “I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.”
Tinsley Mortimer – “Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine’s the exception.”
Luann de Lesseps – “Raise the curtain, lower the lights. I’m taking center stage in my life.”
Season 13
Luann de Lesseps – “Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I’ll never give up.”
Leah McSweeney – “I’m sex positive and BS negative.”
Ramona Singer – “I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right.”
Eboni K. Williams – “I’ve had to work twice as hard for half as much, but now I’m coming for everything.”
Sonja Morgan – “Just like New York City, Sonja Morgan never goes out of style.”
Season 14
Ubah Hassan – “The secret ingredient? Darling, it’s me.”
Jenna Lyons – “My lashes may be fake, but I definitely keep it real.”
Erin Lichy – “I’m a true New Yorker. The only bull I’ll take is by the horns.”
Jessel Taank – “I always bring the flavor. It’s not my fault you don’t have any taste.”
Sai De Silva – “In New York, there’s a lot of bad apples, but I’m the baddest of the bunch.”
Brynn Whitfield– “I love to laugh, but make me mad and I’ll date your dad.”
Season 15
Brynn Whitfield – “Why date their dad, when you can just be mother?”
Erin Lichy – “In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is never shaken nor stirred.”
Racquel Chevremont – “Just like a painting, you’ll need a couple of looks to figure me out.”
Sai De Silva – “I may be hungry, but at least I’m not thirsty.”
Jessel Taank – “I’m not up and coming; I am already there.”
Ubah Hassan – “Love looks good on me, but darling, what doesn’t?”
Jenna Lyons – “Not everyone can be Jenna f*cking Lyons, but they can try.”
Season 16
Daisy Toye – “In my line of work, I charge extra for two faces.”
Jessel Taank – “It’s not my fault you can’t tell an accent from an attitude.”
Hailey Glassman – “When they go low, I get high.”
Sai De Silva – “Manhattan gave me the address, but Brooklyn gave me the attitude.”
Erika Hammond – “Friendships come and go. Tacos? They’re forever.”
Erin Lichy – “In New York, secrets are currency, and honey, I am rich.”
Carole Radziwill – “I may be a Boomer, but I still got a great ass.”
