Jennifer Fessler wrote and performed a song parodying her time as a Real Housewife of New Jersey. Playing the acoustic guitar fans saw her practice during season 14, ‘Messy Fessy’ proved she’s in on the joke … and we love to see it!
The RHONJ personality took to her Instagram page to share a song about her life since the quasi-reunion ended. It’s giving major Phoebe Buffay vibes, in the most iconic way possible. Jenn’s lament is called ‘The Thirst Is Real.’
The Thirst is Real (Jenn’s Version):
Jenn sang and strummed …
After two long weeks of nothing with no money coming in
Unfollowed by two housewives, time to take a look within
I’ve decided teams divided maybe not the way to go
Turns out being a ‘friend of’ doesn’t really blow
It’s a pity Salt Lake City, OC, and Dubai
They’re the focus
Deep psychosis
Wishing I was Erin, Brynn, or Sai
Jeff Lewis said to call in, but he won’t return my texts
I’m 56 years old and knowing this is what comes next
A life of ‘Hey were on that year’s RHONJ’
Messy Fessy, you look wack
Are you ok?
It’s a pity Salt Lake City, OC, and Dubai
They’re the focus
Deep psychosis
Wishing I was Erin, Brynn, or Sai
New reboot?
I’m unemployed, unknown again, the thirst is so acute
For the love of god, don’t let me get the boot.
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Bravo TV fans loved Jenn’s song:
- You are the Phoebe of RHONJ ❤️
- Justice for Jen Fessler! 🔥
- Jeff Lewis. Call her
- LOVE THIS!! 😂😂❤️❤️ You’re the gift that just keeps on giving
- Smelly Cat, but make it Bravo
Shake It Off:
While Jenn was compared to Lisa Kudrow‘s lovable character on Friends, her co-star, Teresa Giudice, compared herself to Grammy award winning singer/songwriter, Taylor Swift.
