Re-terminated Jax Taylor tries to make himself appear less toxic by trying to bring others down; this time, his target is Kristen Doute.
Jax used the term ‘Crazy Kristen’ on his podcast, where he talked with his publicist/the only person who will seemingly record with him without being disguised, Lori Krebs.
Jax wants people to stop kicking him while he’s down (lol):
The Valley’s Number One Gal In The Group is being criticized by the drug addict, wife abuser.
Jax complained about the engaged new mom’s assessment that he has yet to grow as a human. “You know, especially like Kristen, for instance. You know, you’ve been in my life for so long. To keep coming at me and keep kicking me while I’m down, like I just don’t understand how you can do that to somebody when they’re clearly in a bad, bad mental state.”
Lori gave Jax a healthy taste of reality. “Even your team is Team Brittany. There’s right and wrong. I think with Kristen, she really, really believed and was hopeful that you were going to change and…”
The smallest man who ever lived, Jax Taylor, declared, “I don’t need to prove it to her.”
“This is my thing and for Brittany [Cartwright]. Brittany and I – I don’t need to prove it to anybody, especially the rest of the cast. I don’t need to prove it to them. I don’t owe them anything.”
Jax added, “They don’t owe me anything.”
Lori isn’t getting paid enough for this …
In an attempt to be a grown-up in the room, Lori tried to keep Jax from digging himself into a bigger hole. “Okay, let’s move on. Let’s move on now.”
Jax wouldn’t let the mouse go. “Do you know what I’m saying, though? Like, I’m doing this for myself and for Brittany. I just think, like, you know, I don’t know.”
Lori, the voice of reason, persisted. “But Kristen wouldn’t be this upset and angry and speaking negatively about you if you were proving to Brittany that she was able to trust you now and you were on a path to getting better.”
Jax had the ‘ordacity‘ to call Kristen ‘Crazy Kristen:’
“Oh, a year ago, a year ago, we’re ‘Crazy Kristen,'” wined Cruz’s dad. “All of a sudden, she’s a reformed God’s gift of people?”
“No, I’m sorry. I’m gonna leave it at that. We’ll just leave it at that.”
Of course, he didn’t ‘leave it at that’ …
“No, all of a sudden, she’s normal?!?! You’ll see she’s not normal. But I feel like a lot of these people are pulling the wool over their eyes, but it is what it is.”
Lori put Jax in his place. “You’re not going to be there next season.”
Jax tried to play it cool, but he’s obviously not well. “So I’m not going to be there. That’s OK.”
