What to expect:
Kyle introduces the house to his new friend; Lexi defines clear boundaries with Jesse; Paige becomes annoyed after Kyle angrily texts her about Craig.
Preview:
West Wilson and Ciara Miller dissect their post-breakup conversation. Plus, the house throws a girls versus boys Fourth of July party.
In case you missed it:
Kyle Cooke’s rage text to Paige DeSorbo was mostly about Hannah Berner, not Craig Conover as implied in the preview.
The Summer House preview alluded to the crux of Kyle’s lengthy text being about Craig Conover‘s Spritz Society canned cocktails, which is direct competition to Kyle’s Loverboy canned cocktails.
However, the majority of Kyle’s angst is because of Hannah’s success in the stand-up comedy circuit.
Kyle wrote to Paige, “Honestly, beyond discouraged. With Craig, too. This wouldn’t be a topic today if it wasn’t for him and about a dozen lies.” That’s all Kyle said about Craig.
And now on to Hannah …
Kyle wrote, “I can’t believe where Hannah is at 3 years later. I’m f*cking apesh*t.”
“First, [Hannah] telling Alex Cooper [from the Call Her Daddy podcast] I cheated on Amanda until our wedding,” noted a begrudging Kyle. “All the pain we suffered because of that podcast when it was at its peak. Which I never f*cking confronted you or [Hannah] about. Now this?”
“You’ve been with her this entire time and are now out there saying you wish you stood up for her season 5. Now this? Is this what you think as well?”
This is where Kyle’s green-with-envy hues showed itself. “Hannah had the lowest Q rating” on the entire network. A Q rating is essentially a likability rating.
While it is hard to decode the screenshot of the text, it appears Kyle wrote that if you get “Dave Kaplan drunk, he’ll tell you.” (According to Linkedin, Dave Kaplan is the “Executive Vice President, Content Analytics for Entertainment, Sports and Peacock at NBCUniversal.”)
