Vanderpump Rules alum Lala Kent had Janet Caperna as a guest on her podcast, Untraditionally Lala, and the The Valley stars came out as conspiracy theorists, questioning NASA’s latest mission, Artemis II.
Neither Janet nor Lala understood Artemis II’s mission, but commented on it anyway.
A meeting of the minds mindless:
Lala began, “I just want to touch very quickly because I was watching the Today Show as I so often do every single morning. And people are still so hyped on this Artemis II coming back from not the moon.”
Janet asked, “Oh, you don’t think it’s going to the moon?”
“It didn’t go to the moon. They orbited around the moon. And then, and I am not a conspiracy theorist. Let me say that.” Janet interjected before Lala continued spewing her ignorant conspiracy theory.
“I am a conspiracy theorist,” Janet declared, “but I have not dug into that. But I feel like I could go down that rabbit hole.” Lala told her, “You don’t even need to dig into it. How is it that back then we landed on the moon and now we have robots and all of these other things, and you can’t land on the moon now?”
Janet mentioned that “Kim Kardashian also believes that we didn’t go to the moon. I’ve heard her talk about this recently.” That’s all Lala needed for validation … “She’s the smartest woman I know. So we absolutely didn’t go.”
Lala is rewriting history:
Ocean and Sosa’s mom doesn’t think 1969’s Apollo II mission is real, and that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin didn’t really walk on the moon.
“Yeah. “Let me tell you, they went to Salt Lake City, Utah to the salt flats. They put the flag there because it was a race between America and the rest of the world. We always got to be the best, be the best. America had to have the big dick.”
“So they were like, you know what we’ll do? We’ll just lie and pretend.
So we didn’t go to the moon, and that’s just my brain thinking logically. I didn’t dig into it. It just doesn’t math.”
“Wouldn’t it be crazy if we found that out one day when they do the Freedom of Information Act for stuff that’s super old and they dig it up, and they just show that we were just like dicking around in Utah,” wondered Janet.
Lala concluded, “My dream is all that sh*t being released.”
