Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Jennifer Fessler wants Andy Cohen to know she’s serious about returning to the show for its 15th season … she even joked how “thirsty” she was to be in the cast.
Jenn joked about returning to RHONJ:
‘Messy Fessy‘ (I repeat that the moniker with affection) took to her Instagram page to double down on comments she made recently on a podcast.
“I’m so grateful because I thought people would think I was kidding. I wanted people to know – especially Andy – that I really meant it. So, I wrote a few more things on my Bible, so hopefully this gets to Andy.”
Jennifer pulled out a ‘Bravo Bible’ with Andy Cohen emblazed on the cover.
Sarcastically, Jenn began, “The first thing I would do is divorce Jeff Fessler. It’s been a long time, what 25 years?! It’ll be ugly … if you want.”
“There will be cheating. I’ll drink myself right into rehab. I’ll disown my kids. They’re obnoxious anyway. They’re 22 and 24; I’ve raised them.” She smiled, “They’re good.”
“I’ll go completely broke on hair and makeup,” pleaded Jenn. “I’m being serious, if I don’t have Housewives, I have nothing. I had no life before Housewives, and I’ll have no life after Housewives.”
She proceeded to dramatically drink a plastic water bottle dry before pointing to herself and saying, “Thirsty.”
ICYMI:
Jenn was a guest on Ana Q’s podcast and had one minute to pitch to Andy Cohen why she should return to RHONJ.
Her parody began, “I am funny and no one else is; I am smart and no one else is. I really don’t believe that, but that’s what you guys are telling me. I’m able to laugh at myself. I at least try and listen, and I think that’s important for the Housewife franchise.”
“I’m older … I don’t have to worry about my stupid f*cking kids. I’m big into plastic surgery. You never know what’s going to happen from season to season. My face can change, my extensions, my hair color. Anything, ANYTHING!!! Tell me what you want me to be and I’ll be that, for you, Andy Cohen.”
“I’ll change my face, my body, ANYTHING!”
