Dave Portnoy calls out “dirtbag” Kim Kardashian after the reality TV personality was cryptically named on Taylor Swift‘s eleventh album, The Tortured Poets Department.
In case you didn’t decode Taylor’s easter egg, her song, thanK you aIMee, is written in all lower case letters … except for K I M.
The Founder/Owner of Barstool Sports – also, an outspoken Swiftie – slammed the influencer … and even brought Kim [and Kanye West‘s] daughter, North West, into it. “Kim Kardashian got wrecked. I need to see her kid singing lyrics about what a dirtbag her mother is.” Dave quoted thanK you aIMee, “And one day, your kid comes home singin’ a song that only us two is going to know is about you.”
In another post he wrote TTPD “is Taylor Swift’s magnus opus. A masterpiece! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!” Dave then encouraged Kim’s eldest, “Sing it Northwest! SING IT!!!!”
#KIMKARDASHIAN GOT WRECKED. I NEED TO SEE HER KID SINGING LYRIC ABOUT WHAT A DIRTBAG HER MOTHER IS
“And one day, your kid comes home singin’ A song that only us two is gonna know is about you”#thanKyouaIMee
No defining clues besides capitalizing her name. ๐๐ซ I love Taylor
โ Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) April 19, 2024
thanK you aIMee (full) Lyrics:
By: Taylor Swift
When I picture my hometown
There’s a bronze spray-tanned statue of you
And a plaque underneath it
That threatens to push me down the stairs at our school
And it was always the same searing pain
But I dreamed that, one day, I could say
All that time you were throwin’ punches, I was buildin’ somethin’
And I can’t forgive the way you made me feel
Screamed, “fucK you, aIMee” to the night sky as the blood was gushin’
But I can’t forget the way you made me heal
And it wasn’t a fair fight or a clean kill
Each time that Aimeeย stomped across my gravะต
And then she wrote hะตadlines
In the local paper, laughing at each baby step I’d take
And it was always the same searing pain
But I prayed that, one day, I could say
All that time you were throwin’ punches, I was buildin’ somethin’
And I couldn’t wait to show you it was real
Screamed, “fucK you, aIMee” to the night sky as the blood was gushin’
But I can’t forget the way you made me heal
Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman
But she used to say she wished that you were dead
I pushed each boulder up the hill
Your words are still just ringing in my head, ringing in my head
I wrote a thousand songs that you find uncool
I built a legacy, which you can’t undo
But when I count the scars, there’s a moment of truth
That there wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you
And maybe you’ve reframed it
And in your mind, you never beat my spirit black and blue
I don’t think you’ve changed much
And so I changed your name and any real defining clues
And one day, your kid comes home singin’
A song that only us two is gonna know is about you, ’cause
All that time you were throwin’ punches, it was all for nothin’
Andย our town, it looks so small from way up here
Screamed, “Thank you, Aimee” to the night sky and the stars are stunnin’
‘Cause I can’t forget the way you made me heal
Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman
But she used to say she wished that you were dead
Soย I pushed each boulder up that hill
Your words were still just ringin’ in my head, ringin’ in my head
thanK you, aIMee
thanK you, aIMee
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