Tom Schwartz Compares Going Into Season 11 Of VPR To Shoveling Shit On 'Stars On Mars'
"Maybe there's a metaphor there?!"
"Maybe there's a metaphor there?!"
"Schwartzie do you remember when you had a lawn (a homeowner lawn)?"
"Ariana was the best partner we never had."
"When you have a full-blown affair ... your side of the story becomes obsolete."
ICYMI, Sandoval had to borrow money from his mom’s firefighter retirement to open Schwartz & Sandy’s.
The 'Bambi-eyed bitch,' Raquel Leviss was named in addition to the Toms.
As if Sandoval cheating on his life partner of nine years, Ariana Madix, with her ‘close friend’ wasn’t bad enough…
“The bar manager, the owner, they can’t stand Sandoval ... They want to buy them out."
Howie believes Sandoval "came off as a really nice guy who is having a hard time" and even called him "brave."
All press is good press if you're thirsty.
Sandoval "pulling this b*tch move is basically producers’ worst-case scenario."