In the words of Aeschylus, “In war, the first casualty is truth.”
The Greek playwright’s ‘Housewife tagline,’ if I may, has been used as a nugget of wisdom for the masses (since BC), government propaganda, and – most importantly – a thesis statement for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City‘s sixth season.
Eat your heart out, William Shakespeare.
Lisa Barlow
“Lisa finds herself in hot water when she lands in the middle of the group’s gossip. Her friendships are put to the test over swirling rumors, leaked information and … even hair products.”
“After an insightful psychic reading illuminates cracks in Lisa and John’s marriage, the couple is forced to confront communication issues.”
Heather Gay
“Heather embraces her next chapter as an empty nester while her youngest daughter prepares to move out of the house. She prioritizes herself and re-evaluates what she wants for her future, starting with a home renovation to transform her bedroom into a love den.”
“In the group, her friendship with Whitney is as strong as ever, but her rift with Lisa continues to grow.”
Angie Katsanevas
“Angie wants to honor her family’s heritage by pursuing her Greek citizenship, but is hurt that her daughter doesn’t share the same enthusiasm.”
“When Angie discovers that her beauty license has expired, she heads to Lunatic Fringe to refresh her skills and practice on her friends.”
“Her sharp tongue and cutting shade land her in hot water with Mary and strain her friendship with Lisa, potentially beyond repair.”
Meredith Marks
“Resident queen of diamonds and pearls, Meredith wants to transform her Park City store into a caviar lounge. She enlists the help of her husband, Seth, as an official advisor, but his assistance turns out to be more of a headache than she bargained for.”
“Her standing within the circle grows increasingly uncertain, culminating in a final dinner that plays like a Greek tragedy.”
Bronwyn Newport
“Bronwyn navigates her place with the women” and tries to find a “path forward in the group.”
“At home, Bronwyn has relocated her parents to Salt Lake City after a series of health scares and a devastating diagnosis, but tensions reach a boiling point when her mother strikes a chord with her harsh critiques.”
Whitney Rose
“Whitney picks up the pieces and rebuilds her finances after a devastating misstep with her company” … I wonder if they are teasing Prisim jewelry or Sōl People?
“Following the difficult year, Whitney is ready to rediscover the joy in her life and bring back her fun-loving side. The women have Whitney’s back as her ongoing feud with Lisa reaches an all-time high.”
Britani Bateman
“Britani returns with an exciting announcement about her love life, but proves that not all good things can last as their relationship reverts to old patterns.”
“As she fosters her friendships within the group, she ends up on the receiving end of one woman’s umbrage.”
RHOSLC returns for s6 with a “supersized” episode on Wednesday, Sept. 16 at 8 p.m. Episodes will be available to stream the next day on Peacock.
