The Valley‘s Danny Booko may be small (*ooOHoHH* iykyk), but not as teeny tiny as Bravo TV wants you to think he is … according to Danny, at least.
After the second part of The Valley‘s reunion aired, Danny posted a photo of himself seated next to Kristen Doute‘s fiancé. Danny circled his couch cushion, which isn’t the same size as Luke’s.
“Yes, Luke [Broderick] is much taller than me lol. But look at this seat cushion! Wow, they did your boy dirty WTF @bravo 😂!!”
*While Danny is upset about the size of the seat cushion, I think producers were trying to help him. I don’t think Danny’s feet wouldn’t have touched the floor if his cushions were the same size as his average-sized co-stars, so really they did him a favor (imho).*
Danny isn’t the only man-child from The Valley to feel the need for gender affirming care. Last year, Jax wore platform shoes to The Valley reunion (which is seated, lol).
Instagram creator @facereality13 posted a photo of Jax’s reunion fit next to a photo of a pair of Toto’s “elevator” shoes. Her viral meme made it to WWHL, even earning Andy’s Jackhole of the Day.
“The irony of Jax being Jackhole of the Day for his elevator shoes and not for physically assaulting his wife is not lost on me, but ‘that’s showbiz baby’ 🫠,” penned FaceReality13.
