Lala Kent is setting the record straight… or at least, having a laugh while doing it.
Rumors have been swirling that the Vanderpump Rules star is dating none other than Tom Schwartz.
The alleged source? A girl who claims to work at a bistro where the two supposedly dine regularly—with Tom picking up the check.
Lala caught wind of the claim and took to TikTok to poke fun at the random detail that threw her off the most:
“A bistro? How random,” she said. “I literally had to Google, ‘what is a bistro.’”
Lala didn’t outright deny the rumor—but she did call out the amateur-level sleuthing.
“You certainly would not be solving my murder,” she joked. “I’m a little let down.”
And listen, while she may not have said “I’m not dating Schwartz,” she definitely seemed more focused on the story’s delivery than its truth.
And although Tom and Katie are legally divorced, the idea of Lala cozying up with her former bestie’s ex is giving just a little too much Scandoval déjà vu for comfort.
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