Vanderpump Rules alum Lala Kent and You actress Ambyr Childers took to Lala’s Untraditionally Lala podcast to inform the people, “‘Tis the season for Masturbation Monday.”
Lala, who will be a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and Ambyr (who Randall Emmett cheated on with Lala) shared how they take care of themselves during the holidays.
Masturbation Monday:
Ocean and Sosa’s mom wanted deets on Ambyr’s new ritual. “Oh, so fun. What is this about?”
“You told me,” replied Ambyr. “You shared, ‘Find a day of the week, midday, and do your thing.’ I started doing it. It’s amazing.”
“So I said, ‘Okay, my schedule’s a little nuts. We’re gonna declare Monday for Masturbation Monday.’ I want all the women in the world, everywhere, from like [noon] and, like, pickup time. Like twelve and three, twelve and two, it depends on how old your kids are. Take care of yourself.”
Lala laughed, “You don’t have to twist my arm.” She added that she’s willing to participate on “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.”
“Where’s Lala,” joked Ambyr. “No wonder you’re not replying to any messages. I’m like, ‘This chick is masturbating.’”
Toys not boys:
“I love this idea. That’s why you have to have that window and a little toy,” Lala continued. “You women need it,” she told her listeners. “Why do you think Sonja Morgan is so happy all the time? She is freshly f*cked at all times.”
“It’s like making love to myself for the first time,” Ambyr elaborated. “I put on music, and I light a candle. Yep. It’s a whole beautiful thing.”
Lala added, “And I think about myself. I’m like, ‘Oh yeah, that’s the spot.’ No one does it like my little drawer full of toys.”
“Yeah. I’m like, ‘I love you, Amber,’” concluded the actress.
