Lady Gaga‘s Poker Face won’t help her pass a reality TV lie detector test.
Vanity Fair asked the singer/actress about some of our favorite reality shows – Vanderpump Rules, The Hills, and the Real Housewives.
“Lady Gaga. We brought you here today to take a lie detector test. You will be hooked up to the machine and asked questions. Are you ready?”
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The A Star Is Born actress was asked, “Are you excited for a new cast of Vanderpump Rules?”
Appearing terrified to say the wrong thing, Gaga said ‘No.’ Then, quickly retracted to a ‘Yes.’
After a pregnant pause, Lady Gaga gave her final answer … “No.”
The result was ‘inconclusive.’
Looking defeated, Gaga got her next question. “Who will you miss most from the original cast?”
After a brief thought, Gaga answered confidently. “Scheana.”
It’s FINALLY about Scheana!!!
The Hills:
One of your first TV appearances was on the reality show The Hills in 2009. Do you remember their names? (She was shown a photo of Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port.)
“That’s Lauren. I don’t … Whitney?”
“Did they do a good job,” asked the examiner?”
“Yes.”
The lie detector read Lady Gaga’s answer as “Inconclusive.”
Gaga was asked, “Do you think Lauren should have gone to Paris?”
“I don’t remember what that means,” admitted the pop superstar. “Maybe?”
Lady Gaga on the Real Housewives?!?!
The examiner inquired, “Speaking of reality TV, would you ever say yes to being a Real Housewife?”
“No,” replied Lady Gaga. She was shown a photo of Dorinda Medley dressed in her iconic bubble dress and asked, “Not even after this tribute to you on Real Housewives of New York City?”
Lady Gaga responded, “That would make me feel scared being on reality TV. This makes me feel scared.”
