Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky [now Stern] weren’t allowed to use the restroom at one of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs‘s “backyard barbecue-type” White Parties in the early aughts.
The shock jock admitted that he had to urinate outside after he wasn’t allowed inside the disgraced rapper’s home.
Blocked from the bathroom:
Howard remembered thinking, “Wouldn’t this be kind of cool to take my girlfriend to like P. Diddy’s house?” Unfortunately for Baba Booey’s boss, the night didn’t play out as he hoped for his now-wife. “They wouldn’t let me in the house to pee,” explained Howard.
“I don’t know what was going on in that house.” The Private Parts author/actor described there being “10 big bodyguards guarding every door” and “bikini girls walking around the pool” who “looked like they’d been hired for the day.”
“[The security] said to me, ‘No, you can’t use the bathroom.’ I’m like, ‘what the f*ck is this? I gotta pee.’ So I left.” He continued, “I went in the backyard, I go, ‘What’s going on? These guys aren’t trusting me to use the bathroom.'”
The King of All Media needed a porcelain throne:
Howard confessed he didn’t even end up seeing Sean during his short time there since he wasn’t allowed “inside of his house.”
“I was in the yard and Beth had a pee, too. After 10 minutes, we just said, ‘This is lame.'” Also, Howard was “dressed in all white,” which he knows is not his “color.”
“You weren’t allowed in unless you wore white, and what do I own that’s white? I actually had one of those P. Diddy shirts in white and a white pair of pants I wore.”
At the time, Howard wondered, “Is P. Diddy that important that he should be having like 10 guys blocking the doors?”
“My wife and I were so perplexed we couldn’t use a bathroom that we peed on some dude’s lawn that we found. We pulled over to the side of the road. I couldn’t hold it any longer. It was either that or pee in my pants.”
