Chris Martin poked fun at a couple who were seemingly outed for having an affair in the middle of a Coldplay concert, only to find out that the adulterers are astronaut CEO Andy Bryon and his HR chief, Kristin Cabot.
These two are sure to get a Taste of Reality when they see their spouses!
Spotted!
Trolled by the Jumbotron and a rockstar (and we live for it!):
The pair canoodled during the concert as a camera panned over to them. This was evidenced in the dozens of TikToks that went viral from the show.
“Whoa, look at these two,” gushed the lead singer at the loved-up couple.
That’s the moment their lives changed.
Once the couple noticed they were on the Jumbotron, the man (allegedly Andy) immediately ducked out of view while the woman (allegedly Kristin) hid her face.
Chris Martin didn’t let the mouse go …
“Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” the musician joked as the audience erupted in giggles.
While Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot have yet to be confirmed as the affectionate couple in the viral video, it is likely since they are both reportedly married to other people.
Andy and Kristin’s connection:
According to LinkedIn, Andy Byron has been the CEO of Astronomer, a company that empowers data teams to bring mission-critical analytics, AI and software to life, since July 2023.
Kristin Cabot has been with the company as the Chief People Officer since November 2024. It’s a safe bet she’s in desperate need of her own HR chief after this snafu!
