Jennifer's Posts

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Communication Breakdown

The first time I got drunk I was 16-years-old and Zima was the culprit. I remember it like it was ye...read more

Southern Charm NOLA Recap: Better Late Than Pregnant

Oh, hello. Welcome back! Did you enjoy your nap? That's terrific. Now that you're awake let's get yo...read more

Southern Charm NOLA Recap: All About The Bunny Hunnie

I'm from a border town, part of a family with family members who sometimes like to fight. When I was...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion Part 3

Ever since fighting about yesteryear became a national pastime, reunion shows have become a necessit...read more

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Etoufee-Faced

As a horror enthusiast, I never thought I'd say this, but it is, in fact, possible for ghosts to be ...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion Part 2

Aaannnndddd we're back! Unfortunately, we're back at Jax Taylor screaming at Scheana Marie for not r...read more

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Booze and Boos

I'm the daughter of a former police officer, and in my younger years was afforded the opportunity to...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion - Part 1

I graduated high school in 2001, and since then my class has had two reunions. Even though they see ...read more

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Alligator Tears

OMG. So, we're moving. Everything that can go wrong, has. Our gutters clogged in the middle of sprin...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Welcome to TomTom

We made it. We're here. 117 years later, we've reached the end of the season. I've aged an eternity....read more

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: 50 Shades of Cray

Good evening, everyone! Welcome back to the world's biggest yawn. On tonight's episode, we open with...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Lost Cause

For the last two days, the weather in south Texas has been nothing short of amazing. No humidity, it...read more

Southern Charm NoLa Recap: Art House Party

As a southerner, I can honestly say that after watching Southern Charm New Orleans, I think I've bee...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Reiki Breaky Heart

For reasons unbeknownst to me, I like to learn things the hard way. Like the time my parents told me...read more

Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Big Easy, Baby!

Tonight I watched Southern Charm New Orleans and you know what, where's my show? I'm real every day,...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Karma's a Bitch

Look, after tonight's episode I feel like it's neither the time or place for a lengthy intro, so I'm...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Smoking Gun

We're living in difficult times. Things are very one-sided: you're either here or you're there. Ther...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: SUR Going South

A few years ago a friend of ours was married in Mexico. We were invited, probably because he and hi...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Nothing Here For Me

Vanderpump Rules Season 6 - Episode 15 Do you ever get the feeling of deja vu? That every day is ...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Watch Your Back

Did you know that if you really hate something, and you complain about it ad nauseam, the universe w...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Vegas!, Baby?

As a woman in her thirties, I have my fair share of drunk stories. Like the time I was drunk at Taco...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Wishful Sinking

There are some questions that people spend their lives trying to find the answers to. People sell of...read more

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