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RHOD Recap: Growers and Show-ers

Hello! Welcome back! Don't you love "to be continued's"? My favorite is the kind that leaves you in ...read more

RHOD Recap: Something is Rotten in Denmark

As much as I love living vicariously through the Housewives, I could never be one. Primarily, becaus...read more

RHOD Recap: Where's Copenhagen?

OK, is it me, or does anyone else think that Dallas "society" is just Fight Club where the first rul...read more

RHOD Recap: A Recipe For Disaster

In high school, I belonged to approximately zero groups. No matching senior shirts with my friends. ...read more

RHOD Recap: Are You Calling Me an Alcoholic?

So listen. Like you, I love this show. I very much enjoy living vicariously through these women. I l...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: 80's Ladies

Kameron Westcott may not want to hear this, but her and I have something in common: we were both bor...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Off The Leash

OK, I'm going to share a piece of my past with you, now that we've become friends and all. As a kid,...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Babes in Brandiland

Alright, my tens of readers, listen up. I, your beloved Jenn, declare myself a Real Housewife here a...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Smashing Friendships

The first real grown up job I ever had was as a marketing director. I was in my early 20s and had no...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Rodeo Barbie

So, I'm 34. Hang on, I have a point. I'm 34 and I work with quite a few people who are under the age...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas: God Save the Queen, B...

Last week, my boss at my grown up job gave our company (all 10 of us) five days off from work, begin...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Down to the River to Pray

Wow. It feels like only yesterday I was introduced to Hagood Coxe the tomboy and Catherine Cooper an...read more

RHOD Recap: The Badger of Beaver Creek

Well, it looks like I'm not the only one who shouldn't bring friends to Colorado. In case you missed...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Turks And Consequences

I'm just going to say it: there's no way everyone who's on a reality show enjoys taking a vacation w...read more

Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Bubbles and Brooding

There are some things about Texas that are undeniably true. First, Whataburger is better than In N' ...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry

You know how sometimes you say or hear a word too much it starts to not make sense? That happened to...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Paintballs of Fire

I would like to begin this week's Southern Charm Savannah recap with a PSA: Hagood Coxe is a tomboy ...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Duck, Duck, Boom

I'm not one for politics, nor am I one for hunting. I'm also not exactly sure how I'm from Texas. An...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Duck, Duck, Goosed

A while ago I tweeted that there should be an app that prevents you from commenting on social media ...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Pearls, Pajamas, and Lies

I recently read a lovely story about a gay couple, who do porn together, getting engaged immediately...read more

Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Communication Breakdown

The first time I got drunk I was 16-years-old and Zima was the culprit. I remember it like it was ye...read more

Southern Charm NOLA Recap: Better Late Than Pregnant

Oh, hello. Welcome back! Did you enjoy your nap? That's terrific. Now that you're awake let's get yo...read more

Southern Charm NOLA Recap: All About The Bunny Hunnie

I'm from a border town, part of a family with family members who sometimes like to fight. When I was...read more

Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion Part 3

Ever since fighting about yesteryear became a national pastime, reunion shows have become a necessit...read more