I Now Pronounce 90 Day Fiance's Jay and Ashley Man and Wife
You May Give the Bride a Lap Dance!
December 6, 2018 5:43pm
Congratulations, Ashley Martson and Jay Smith. I hope you have a beautiful life together.
Now that those pesky pleasantries are out of the way, I have so many questions, but here are the ones I need answered immediately so I can fall asleep tonight…
1- What happened to the rustic barn wedding Ashley was planning and Jay’s maroon suit?
2- What in the actual heck is up with the lapdance photo?
Do I feel bad that the couple’s wedding photos were leaked? Sure.
Were 3/4 of the photos beautiful? Yes!
Are they going to regret the other 1/4 of the photos if their marriage works out? No doubt!
Do I think it looks like a bride and a kid going to prom got stuck taking a photo together? Uh huh.
— SoapDirt.com (@SoapDirtTV) December 6, 2018
From the bottom of my dark heart, best wishes to the newlyweds!
On a scale of one to ten, how bad is the lap dance wedding picture?! Spill your piping hot tea in the comments below!
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