How To Get That Real House Life Without Even Leaving The House
April 13, 2020 9:44am
If you’ve watched all of the Real Housewives episodes, you’re probably familiar with the lavish lifestyles and outlandish parties. Whether you’re watching RHOBH or RHOA, you can be sure to see some opulence wherever you go. If you live outside of a Real Housewives catchment area, and you find yourself on your sofa all day, here are some ways that you can live your realest Real House Life.
Invite all of your friends over for dinner, but on Zoom. Ensure that everyone is eating the same food and that you mute the new girl every time she tries to speak. You could turn up the heat by putting together a ‘friendship’ quiz and spilling the tea on your best friends in front of their frenemies. Or bring a psychic friend into the mix to make predictions. Once you’ve mastered a Zoom dinner, put together a season finale for yourself by throwing a Zoom Wedding. Make sure that the wine is flowing and that you stoke up old tensions to create an explosive party that your friends will never forget.
Holiday from Your Home
Arguably one of the best parts of the Real Housewives series is when the cast members go on a mini break, and someone isn’t invited and it causes trouble, or someone is invited and it causes drama. Who can forget the RHONY trip to Atlantic City for Ramona’s birthday celebration and Sonja getting sloshed as only Sonja does?! Thankfully if you don’t leave the house, you won’t have to witness the debauchery. You could find something fun to do online, such as playing online casino games. If you’re looking for a good-night-out-but-in, you could play Blackjack in an online casino. Many offer a welcome bonus and several hundred games, as you’ll discover if you read the full Caesars online casino review here. You could fix a drink and take to the group chat to question whether one of the girls is really suited to her husband while you play one of Caesar’s casino games.
Launch Your Album
Everyone knows that you can’t be a REAL Housewife until you have launched your own album; started a clothing line or sold your soul to QVC. Unfortunately, with the second and third options, you’ll have to leave the house to be successful, but you don’t have to leave the house to make a hit album. Who can forget RHOA star Kim Zolciak’s ‘hit’ song, Tardy For The Party, which made it to number 44 in the Billboard Charts. All you need to start your music career are some killer lyrics about how famous and stylish you are, and a simple backing track, preferably made by a small-time producer. Once you’ve got it all in place, the only thing left to do is record it on your laptop and release the video of you singing it via Youtube. Extra points if you get an unknown musician to record the lyrics with you lip-syncing over the top.
At first glance, it can feel as though the Real House Life is a far cry from your own, especially if you don’t want to leave the house. However, with a few adjustments, you could be living like your favorite TV stars in no time at all.