Fashion Fridays: Bless Brittany's Heart & Fashion Choices
Her outfit should rot in hail - just like Jax.
March 23, 2018 3:01pm
I want to preface this post by expressing my love for Brittany Cartwright. I think she is stunning, an absolute sweetheart and I love that she is able to accept and be friends with all of Jax’s exes. However, her outfit on this Monday‘s Watch What Happens Live was… just… bless her heart. Not only does she have horrible taste in men but also a horrible eye for fashion faux pas. I get the look she was going for. I think, with a few tweaks, it could have been BOMB! But, it fell really short thanks to her undergarments. There are few easy fixes she could’ve done. What was her stylist thinking?!
Brittany’s outfit could be the “poster outfit” for the importance of undergarments. We’ve learned how to avoid the panty line and even how to avoid embarrassment from a lack of panties… cough, Panty Gate Erika Jayne, cough, cough.
At first glance, you can see EVERYTHING in that outfit! If she wanted to go super sexy, she should have just stuck to a body suit instead of that Spanx biker shorts look that her look was totally giving me. To add more coverage, she could have gone with a tight, nude, dress-style slip. Pretty much the same look, but without all the lines and outline of her vagina. Her body looks great and, like I said before, the outfit is not the issue… the undergarments literally killed her outfit and NOT in a good way.
Since I love Britt Britt so much, let’s take a look back at some of my favorite looks from her!