The Top 6 Candiace-isms!

Candid Candiace-ism

Although she’s the newest housewife onĀ RHOP, Candiace Dillard has already left quite an impression on viewers and coined a few phrases along the way. Candid Candiace always tells it like it is, and that’s what we love about her. Check out our favorite one-liners from Candiace so far!

“I need a shot for this”

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Before breaking it to her mother that herĀ fiancĆ© has three, not two, kids from previous marriages, Candiace was understandably nervous about her mom’s reaction. Who among us hasn’t needed some liquid courage before having a serious conversation with family? Personally, I need a shot for every conversation about politics that happens in my family (whether that’s a shot to my head or a shot of tequila, you decide).

ā€œIā€™m not a pageant Pattyā€

I’m not gonna lie, I immediately thought ofĀ  burger patties when she first said this. Patty the name makes much more sense when I think about it in my natural, no longer hangry state. CandiaceĀ stated multiple times that she isn’t your typical pageant girl despite holding the Miss United States 2013 title. I’m inclined to believe her since I don’t know of many pageant girls who would be excited to play bubble soccer.

ā€œHeā€™s my susbandā€

Candiace’sĀ engagement toĀ Chris BassettĀ is a big part of her storyline this season. SheĀ ditched the traditional term of “fiancĆ©” for “susband”, meaning “soon to be husband.” It sounds more like it would mean “suspicious husband” to me, but hey props for originality!

“It was a shady b*tch moment”

Candiace referred toĀ CharisseĀ Jackson-JordanĀ askingĀ if her mom paid for her engagement ring as a “shady b*tch moment,”Ā and Charisse got all offended. For someone who has a champagne room, Charisse is definitely not very bubbly this season.Ā Ā I like howĀ CandiaceĀ technically avoided calling her a b*tch by describing it as a “moment.”

 

“I came from Jesus”

Yes – you can already get it on a MUG! Ā The argument with Charisse continued at NemacolinĀ when Charisse rudely doesn’t address Candiace and instead asks the ladies, “where did she come from in the first place?” Without missing a beat, CandiaceĀ responds that she “came from Jesus.” You know your one-liner is gold when Bravo names the entire episode after it.

AA-AA-AA-AA-HH

Does this even need explaining? Sing, honey. Sing.

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