The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have graced our TV sets for over a decade- and from the looks of it, they aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
Over the years, several Real Housewives have come and gone – some for the better (cough cough John Mellencamp’s daughter cough) and some who are sorely missed. Either way, they’ve left a lasting impression on Bravoholics.
Here is a definitive list of every RHOBH tagline ever featuring all of the RHOBH taglines, from every current and former Housewife, seasons 1 thru 13.
Kyle Richards
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Season 1: “In a town full of phonies, I’m not afraid to be me.”
Season 2: “I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I am the luckiest.”
Season 3: “I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.”
Season 4: “I’m from this town. I know what’s real and I know what’s fake.”
Season 5: “In Beverly Hills, you can be anything, but it’s most important to be yourself.”
Season 6: “Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.”
Season 7: “I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”
Season 8: “In this town, fame and money come and go, but friends should not.”
Season 9: “In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.”
Season 10: “Around here, there’s more than just dresses in everyone’s closet.”
Season 11: “This Town Is A Game Of Chess, But No One’s Taking This Queen Down.”
Season 12: “When you’re the real deal, you don’t have to pretend.”
Season 13: “It’s hard to outrun rumors, but, luckily I’m in better shape than ever.”
Lisa Vanderpump
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Season 1: “In Beverly Hills it’s who you know, and I know everyone.”
Season 2: “Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.”
Season 3: “Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé, but it should be.”
Season 4: “Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.”
Season 5: “Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.”
Season 6: “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”
Season 7: “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.”
Season 8: “The Queen of Diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.”
Season 9: “You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.”
Lisa Rinna
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Season 5: “You’ve heard a lot about me, but it’s only true when it comes from my lips.”
Season 6: “My lips were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they’ll do.”
Season 7: “My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”
Season 8: “I don’t have to buy it, because I already own it.”
Season 9: “In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.”
Season 10: “The secret to life? Dance like everyone is watching.”
Season 11: “My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.”
Season 12: “Hi, I’m karma. And yes, I am a bitch.”
Yolanda Foster
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Season 3: “I like to have fun, but I don’t play games.”
Season 4: “Don’t tell me you’re my friend, act like one.”
Season 5: “Character isn’t what you have, it’s who you are.”
Season 6: “Fake friends believe rumors, real friends believe in you.”
Denise Richards
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Season 9: “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.”
Season 10: “My life may not be a fairy tale, but I’ll always get a happy ending.”
Kim Richards
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Season 1: “I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother.”
Season 2: “People try to figure me out, but I’m one of a kind.”
Season 3: “Life is a journey, and I’m finding myself every day.”
Season 4: “Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.”
Season 5: “I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.”
Camille Grammer
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Season 1: “It’s time for me to come out of my husband’s shadow and shine.”
Season 2: “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend — freedom is.”
Brandi Glanville
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Season 3: “Money doesn’t give you class, it just gives you money.”
Season 4: “In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb the farther you fall.”
Season 5: “I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.”
Garcelle Beauvais
Season 10: “Life is an audition and, honey, I am getting that part.”
Season 11: “If You Want A Starring Role In My Life, You Better Drop The Act.”
Season 12: “I don’t need the spotlight. I shine just fine.”
Season 13: “I may act for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.”
Teddi Mellencamp
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Season 8: “Having the best isn’t important to me, but being my best is.”
Season 9: “I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.”
Season 10: “You never know what to expect when I’m expecting.”
Dorit Kemsley
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Season 7: “When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”
Season 8: “I believe in an excess of everything, except moderation.”
Season 9: “In business and in life, I wear many hats — and hairstyles.”
Season 10: “I won’t settle for anything less than everything.”
Season 11: “Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And then tomorrow, do it again.”
Season 12: “You can take all my things, and you won’t have taken a thing that matters.”
Season 13: “Fashion is my language and I speak it fluently.”
Joyce Giraud
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Season 4: “You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.”
Eileen Davidson
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Season 5: “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.”
Season 6: “I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.”
Season 7: “I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”
Kathryn Edwards
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Season 6: “My advice: Speak your mind and carry a good handbag.”
Adrienne Maloof
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Season 1: “Money is what I have, not who I am.”
Season 2: “Having it all is easy if you’re willing to work for it.”
Season 3: “Know your friends, show your enemies the door.”
Sutton Stracke
Season 11: “Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriére.”
Season 12: “If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners.”
Season 13: “Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?”
Taylor Armstrong
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Season 1: “It may look like I have it all, but I want more.”
Season 2: “I finally found my voice, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
Season 3: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”
Carlton Gebbia
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Season 4: “In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
Season 13: “They say ‘wisdom comes with age,’ but I’m proving otherwise.”
Crystal Kung Minkoff
Season 11: “Hollywood is full of pretenders, and I slay them all!”
Season 12: “They say talk is cheap, but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.”
Season 13: “.”
Erika ‘Jayne’ Girardi
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Season 6: “I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash.”
Season 7: “I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”
Season 8: “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice—it’s diamonds.”
Season 9: “Most people talk about their fantasies; I’m living mine.”
Season 10: “Break a leg? Not in these heels, honey.”
Season 11: “The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds. It’s me.”
Season 12: “I have nothing to hide, and nothing to lose, and that makes me dangerous.”
Season 13: “The best part of losing everything is getting it all back.”
Diana Jenkins
Season 12: “The only thing better than having it all is having even more.”
AnneMarie Wiley
Season 13: “I may put you to sleep for a living, but I always keep one eye open.”
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