20 Hilarious Real Housewives Costume Ideas!

Real Housewives Costumes

Hunting for a last minute Halloween look? Got a costume party to go to? Try one of these hilarious (and some horrifying) Real Housewives and friends costume ideas for women and men!

1 . Amputee Aviva Drescher

Aviva Drescher RHONY

Checklist:

  • Fake leg with strappy heel
  • Blonde bombshell wig
  • Red strapless dress

 

2. Teresa and the Table Flip

Teresa Giudice RHONJ

Checklist:

  • Black wig revealing very little forehead
  • Broken table
  • Green strapless dress

 

3. Not-So-Modest Dana Wilkey

Dana Wilkey RHOBH

Checklist:

  • Tacky Brown Sunglasses
  • Blondish wig
  • $25,000 price tag

 

4. NeNe Leakes, honey.

NeNe Leakes RHOA

Checklist:

  • Oversized grill
  • Short platinum wig
  • Georgia peach
  • Bonus points for bad rape jokes

 

5. Fishnet Phaedra Parks/Kenya Moore

Phaedra Parks RHOA

Checklist:

  • Fishnet coverup (or just fishing net)
  • Donkey booty pads
  • Floppy white hat

 

6. Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy

Lisa Vanderpump RHOBH

Checklist:

  • Stuffed Pomeranian + Stop Yulin Forever picket sign
  • Deep purple gown
  • Beverly Hills diamond
  • Bonus points for manipulating everyone around you

 

7. Benign Brooks Ayers

Brooks Ayers RHOC

Checklist:

  • Bald head costume
  • Fake cancer docs
  • IV stand

 

8. Classy Kim Zolciak Biermann

Kim Zolciak Biermann RHOA

Checklist:

  • Red Solo cup
  • Pack of cigs
  • Oversized blonde wig

 

9. The Ramona Singer Stinger

Ramona Singer RHONY

Checklist:

  • Big-eyed contact lenses
  • Ramona Pinot Grigio
  • NYC Big Apple

 

10. Sonja Morgan – RHOGreyGardens

Sonja Morgan RHONY

Checklist:

  • Missing tooth
  • Interns
  • Tipsy girl prosecco
  • Talk about your “large Latin following”

 

11. Jesus Jugs – Alexis Bellino

Alexis Bellino - RHOC

Checklist:

  • Bikini body suit
  • The Bible
  • Orange County orange

 

12. Allison Dubois – RHOBH Dinner Party from Hell

Allison Dubois Psychic RHOBH

Checklist:

  • Vape pen
  • Fiery red wig
  • Crystal ball
  • Walk around telling people “He will never emotionally fulfill you!”

 

13. Lippy Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna RHOBH

Checklist:

  • Flippy short wig
  • Bag of pills
  • Oversized lips

 

14. Danielle Staub – Prost*****n Wh**e

Danielle Staub RHONJ

Checklist:

  • Stripper pole
  • 19 engagement rings
  • Bodyguard/ex-mobster (mug shot required)

 

15. Joe Giudice – RHONJ

Checklist:

  • Prison uniform + handcuffs
  • G.E.D.
  • Soap to drop

 

16. Kenya Moore – RHOA Reunion

Kenya Moore RHOA

Checklist:

  • Princess wand
  • Bullhorn
  • Folding fan
  • Twirl and scream “Gone with the fabulous!”

 

17. LeeAnne Locken in Costume

LeeAnne Locken RHOD

Checklist:

  • Choose Two-Face or Hot Dog LeeAnne! So meta!
  • Anger management book
  • Shattering wine glass

 

18. The Morally-Corrupt Faye Resnick

Faye Resnick RHOBH

Checklist:

  • Your Playboy spread
  • The glove
  • Your Nicole Brown Simpson book

 

19. The Hottest Housewife – Tamra Judge

Tamra Judge RHOC

Checklist:

  • Rosary/Baptism water
  • Fitness bikini
  • Bible with hidden flask
  • Gay husband (JK!)

 

20. Superstitious Shannon Beador

Shannon Beador RHOC

Checklist:

  • Runny mascara
  • Enema
  • 9 lemons in a bowl

 

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